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facebookstaff:

I’m going to start fist fighting my friends at the beginning of our friendship so they know who’s in control

(via g-iggle)

iwishihadafather:

Spill the tea? In this economy?

(via foxymulderfbi)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via hi)

h0odrich:

Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

(via hi)

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

(via verticalbutthole)

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: uglierer, via hi)

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

(Source: rlmjob, via necrohol)